I used to be a Tabasco guy but Tapatio had taken over.
There used to be good amber/brown ales everywhere and then the IPA craze took over. I like a good IPA but I miss a well-made brown.
Despite being in their 70s, Jimmy Page and David Gilmore are still the best guitar players ever.
The Sounders winning the 2016 MLS Cup might be the most satisfying win ever.
So glad that our president- to- be is a good influence on my son- how to treat women and that my daughters can look at him and as a guy who treats women well… yeah right…
Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men are still some of the best movies ever.
I love my Kindle but I still like the smell of a musty old book.
Rebounding and defense still wins games.
I love brown signs- I can’t help it- I have to stop at historical markers- even if they are lame.
How come I can’t make popcorn at home that tastes like it does at the movies?
The Bible is 2,700 years old but it still is a dang good read.
I haven’t read the comics since The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes went away.
Led Zeppelin never gets old.
I know Wikipedia is lame but I keep going back.
A friend of mine said that America is going to miss the Obamas. I didn’t vote for him- twice- but I think my friend is right.
Movie popcorn is more expensive by weight than diamonds.
I still like pirates.
I can’t throw away my old cassette tapes… but what am I going to do with them?
Cats are evil.
The Smithsonian is one of the coolest institutions in America.
Foghorn Leghorn is still funny- inappropriate and offensive, but funny.
I used to think of Guinness as strong ale.
I still hate dancing.
I wish I could find my first car somewhere and buy it. It sucked but I still want it.
I hate the NBA but I miss my Sonics.
Flannel shirts are cool again. For like the fourth time in my life.
I once lost 8 beers at a concert at the Gorge- but I have had a good life.
Weed is legal in 26 states and the world hasn’t come to an end.
The Amazon Echo is weird but damn cool.
Being a dad is the best thing ever.
Thanksgiving the best holiday- food, football, family- no gifts, no pressure… fall asleep on the recliner…
Long looping road trips for no apparent reason are the best.
Don’t tell anyone, the PNW is the best place to live on the planet.
I saw Albert Collins at Bumbershoot in like, 1990- best live show ever.
Old sailing boats are cool.
I will probably never break 90 but I will keep playing golf.
Catching one fish on a dry fly is better than catching 100 fish on bait.
Take a look at the Blazer’s logo- it looks like a cat butt.
John Adams told us to blow shit up on the 4th of July.
I had my appendix removed in 8th grade- I kinda wish I had it in a jar somewhere.
Don James gave up on his team- he is not a hero- he is a quitter.
A watch is better than digging your phone out of your pocket to check the time.
I drive my cars into the ground. And then buy another used one.
There should be a law that every American citizen must go visit Washington D.C. at least once in their life.
If I knew back then what I do now… never mind.
Every morning I pause at my front door and look up to see if I can see Mt. Rainier. I thank God that I live where I do even if I can’t see it.
Why do men have nipples?
Go to college, period.